The manifesto

Fellow Londoners,

You will all get to know the real me. No secrets, no scandals to uncover, no blunders. I will be telling you all about those myself.

Just because you run for political office does not, by any means, make you perfect. I have struggled and stumbled hard, and it cost me every fibre of my being to get back up and keep fighting; to realise that life is worth the battle.

At the top of 2026, when more and more horrors were released to the public, horrors which we suspected but can now confirm, it set off a rage in me. A rage that led me into self-isolation for a couple of months, posting angry social media content and reflecting on the future of the world, the decay of humanity, and how—and where—I fit into all of this. I felt lost, powerless and alone.

Now, I do not at all. I have channelled that anger into a source of potent light, a source that has inspired me to be that force for fundamental, top-to-bottom change. Over the past few years, I have homed in on my spiritual side, truly believing that the universe responds to the energy which you emit. That is why it is of utmost importance to surround yourself with a community of people who truly love and admire you, a community that is happy to see you succeed and thrive. A community where you are mutually propped up by your inner circle.

I have gone through several phases in my life. Wanting to be an actor and singer, then becoming a lawyer, moving abroad, producing theatre, and now shifting into politics. I believe that we are all put on this earth for a purpose, and you should not feel trapped by one career path over a lifetime. Once you open yourself to those boundless possibilities, you will find your core. You will find your heart.

And now, I can say that I have found mine.

I shall leave a long-lasting legacy of good triumphing over evil. I will use my position as a platform to no longer stay silent, to no longer conform, but rather to challenge and question the status quo.

I shall make London proud again; together we will uphold morals and principles and what it truly means to be British.

Many of us believe that London is no longer standing tall. We are crippled at the knee and bent, twisted and distorted by anger.

Now we need the tenacity and leadership to get us back on our feet and to position London, once more, as the greatest capital city on this planet.

London, and Londoners, must come first.

I am in no way seeking this post for personal gain, fame or notoriety. I care for the city where I was raised and for its inhabitants.

As Queen Elizabeth II famously said over the wireless in Kenya upon the passing of her father, the King, to declare her life to the service of her country, I too make that same declaration.

I promise to dedicate my life, whether it be long or short, to the service of transparency, justice, strong and firm leadership, and to all that is good on this earth; for there is still, mercifully, plenty.

I pledge to meet with every eligible registered London voter, through online and in-person surgeries, before the 4th of May, 2028.

Your voice, your concerns, your life and livelihood matter to me.

This is my mandate. This is my purpose. This is my heart.

With love,

Your future Mayor of London.

P.S. Just because I am running for Mayor does not make me devoid of a personality, or of a sense of humour. I will be genuinely me and hope we can all share some laughs together along the way as well.